Waste of Time Machine

Two adorable friends, wasting your time.

Welcome to Waste of Time Machine. A weekly discussion on the various topics in the larger technology industry, including hardware, software, music, design, business models, video games, and of course, all things Apple, Inc.

Hosted by Dave Ahl and Adam Tuck; Two adorable friends, who love wasting your time.

Ep. 16: A New Strapping Friend

It's the return of your favorite elite technocratic futurists, perpetually living on the bleeding edge of the disruptive verge of technological innovation. They have indeed thrown caution to the wind and purchased a "Rev A" Apple product on the last podcast. Now after many nail-biting weeks, each of the boys receive the Apple Watch. How does it work? How does it look? How fun is the unboxing??? Tune in for this nonsense and MORE.

We're on twitter! @daveahl & @adamleydentuck, respectively.

Ep. 16: A Strapping New Friend
Dave & Adam

Ep. 15: Our Podcast Is Becoming a Young Woman

After a protracted delay, the prodigal podcasters return to discuss Adam’s recent trip to Germany. Disregarding medical science understood since the 19th century, Adam eats raw pork. The boys decide to buy Apple Watches on the air and contemplate what constitutes a tax deductible expense.

We're on twitter! @daveahl & @adamleydentuck, respectively.

Ep. 15: Our Podcast Is Becoming a Young Woman
Dave & Adam

Ep. 13: The Smell of Burning Antifreeze

Lucky episode 13! Adam and Dave discuss the concept of "gardening leave" and the ongoing repair and maintenance of their aging Saabs. Dave pitches a unifying theory as to why Apple succeeded in electronics and the value of integrated systems. The prodigal podcasters wrap it up with a discussion of how the stock market picks winners and losers. Tell your broker you want 100 shares of WOTM (Waste of Time Machine).

We're on twitter! @daveahl & @adamleydentuck, respectively.

Ep. 13: The Smell of Burning Antifreeze
Dave & Adam

Ep. 12: In My Haste I Forgot a Palette of Cat Food

The prodigal podcasters are back and better than ever.  They discuss the timelessness of The Simpsons, customer disloyalty programs, and then have a very lengthly (and dare I say sexually charged) discussion about Apple Pay. Stick around till the end, and you'll get a earful of Molly's secret salad recipe! 

We're on twitter! @daveahl & @adamleydentuck, respectively.

Ep. 12: In My Haste I Forgot a Palette of Cat Food
Dave & Adam

Ep. 09: Assume I Don’t Care Anything About You

The prodigal podcasters return once again for an uncharacteristically buttoned-up episode. We discuss Adam’s travels through the newly minted iOS and OS X betas. With shockingly few complaints, we then focus our attention on why we rarely use Facebook and do some pro bono consulting for LinkedIn.

We're on twitter! @daveahl & @adamleydentuck, respectively.

09: Assume I Don't Care Anything About You
Dave & Adam

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